N0. 1 SUPERSTAR!

These award ribbons, ostensibly for children, would also be right at home on the lapels of adults, maybe at your next Game Night, when you trounce your brother-in-law at Pictionary. Does anyone still play that game? How about Boggle? Ochre color indicates shiny gold foil. Ten ribbon designs in all—I suggest wearing at least seven at a time. I mean, how else are people going to know that you are Extra-Awesome #1 Supreme Winner?